As I complete my portfolio cover sheets and consume vast quantities of Thin Mints I am consumed by a searing, irrational hatred of my duvet cover. It’s hideous, an Ikea monstrosity that I thought was cool when I was 9. It’s this awful dusty turquoise with pea green swirly stripes. Factor in 6 years of sun damage form a skylight, and there you have it. I try to cover it up with a very hep purple leopard print quilt my grandma made, but even the quilt cannot hide the ugly duvet. My anti-materialistic self doesn’t want to buy a new comforter cover, even though I really want the one that Tony on Skins (excellent show) has. It is printed with a giant photo of two naked people from the back. Alas, such a smutty duvet would look ridiculous on my monastic twin bed.
Anyone know where to get a comforter cover that is actually comforting?
